Get ready to add some extra cheer to your holiday season with these fun Christmas knock-knock jokes! Whether you’re sharing laughs around the Christmas tree, keeping the kids entertained during holiday travel, or just looking for some silly seasonal fun, these jokes are sure to bring smiles.
And for even more festive fun, check out these Christmas Coloring Pages—perfect for keeping little hands busy during the holiday season!
Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time like Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are the best time of the year!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf yourself to some Christmas cookies!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa one you’ve been waiting for!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bells.
Bells who?
Bells on bobtail ring—are you listening?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ginger.
Ginger who?
Gingerbread man, and I’m running as fast as I can!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mistletoe.
Mistletoe who?
Mistletoe much fun at Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reindeer.
Reindeer who?
Reindeer you glad it’s almost Christmas?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tinsel.
Tinsel who?
Tinsel the season to be jolly!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peppermint.
Peppermint who?
Peppermint to tell you a Christmas joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frost.
Frost who?
Frosty the Snowman—open the door before I melt!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chimney.
Chimney who?
Chimney Christmas to all and to all a good night!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tree.
Tree who?
Tree-mendous Christmas wishes to you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stocking.
Stocking who?
Stocking up on Christmas treats!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sleigh.
Sleigh who?
Sleigh it ain’t so—Christmas is almost here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carol.
Carol who?
Carol lot of fun at Christmas time!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Star.
Star who?
Star of wonder, star of light—time to shine so merry and bright!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candle.
Candle who?
Candle you guess what I got you for Christmas?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wrap.
Wrap who?
Wrap up warm, it’s chilly outside!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Present.
Present who?
Present for you, but you can’t open it yet!
More Holiday Fun for Kids
If your kids love Christmas jokes, they’ll enjoy even more laughs with this collection of kids’ knock-knock jokes!
And don’t forget to check out these Christmas Coloring Pages to add even more festive fun to the season!
Merry giggles and happy holidays! 🎄🎅🎁