Dad jokes and knock-knock jokes are a match made in comedy heaven. If you love groan-worthy humor, these classic dad-style knock-knock jokes will have you laughing (or rolling your eyes). Perfect for family gatherings, road trips, or just to annoy your kids in the best way possible!
And if you can’t get enough knock-knock jokes, check out this collection of kids’ knock-knock jokes for even more laughs!
Knock-Knock Jokes with Classic Dad Humor
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you—hand over your candy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden.
Wooden who?
Wooden you like to hear another joke?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, silly—cow says moo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, YOU’RE a poo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, I forgot my joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, let’s go!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hear another joke?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you hiding behind the door!
More Dad-Worthy Jokes
Hopefully, these dad-joke knock-knock jokes gave you a laugh (or at least a good eye-roll). If you need even more, check out this collection of kids’ knock-knock jokes for extra fun!
Now go forth and tell these jokes to your family—whether they like it or not! 😆👨🦰🎤