40 Roar-some Dino Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids!
These dino-mite knock-knock jokes are perfect for all you dinosaur lovers out there. So, let’s have a roaring good time with some hilarious dinosaur jokes!
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dino.
Dino who?
Dino-mite – I’m dynamite at these jokes!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas morning!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tyranno.
Tyranno who?
Tyranno-saurus, but I’m not scary, just funny!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ptero.
Ptero who?
Pterodactyls don’t knock, they just swoop in!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tricera.
Tricera who?
Tricera-top this joke if you can!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stego.
Stego who?
Stego fetch me a bone, will you?
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jurassic.
Jurassic who?
Jurassic a question, I’ll tell you a dino joke!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bronto.
Bronto who?
Bronto-saurus burgers, anyone?
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Herb.
Herb who?
Herb-ivore, so I only eat plants!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ankylo.
Ankylo who?
Ankylo-saurus, but I can’t reach the doorbell!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Diplodo.
Diplodo who?
Diplodo-cus I can’t fit through this door!
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Allo.
Allo who?
Allo-saurus, open the door please!
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Compy.
Compy who?
Compy-ter is not as fun as playing with dinosaurs!
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mega.
Mega who?
Mega-saurus, and I’m mega-fun!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fossil.
Fossil who?
Fossil last time, open the door!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana tell you another dino joke!
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Veloci.
Veloci who?
Veloci-raptor, but I won’t catch you!
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Steg.
Steg who?
Steg right up for another joke!
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Paleo.
Paleo who?
Paleo-ntologists dig me the most!
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rex.
Rex who?
Rex-cited to see you!
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
T-Rex.
T-Rex who?
T-Rex-cited to tell you another joke!
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spino.
Spino who?
Spino-saurus, but I’m dizzy from all this knocking!
23. Knock, knock.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dactyl.
Dactyl who?
Dactyl be a great name for a flying dinosaur!
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cera.
Cera who?
Cera-iously, I love dino jokes!
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rexy.
Rexy who?
Rexy you later, I’m off to the dino park!
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dino.
Dino who?
Dino if you’ll like this one, but here goes!
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Giganto.
Giganto who?
Giganto-saurus loves big laughs!
28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chompy.
Chompy who?
Chompy your food before you roar!
29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pachy.
Pachy who?
Pachy your bags, we’re going fossil hunting!
30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roary.
Roary who?
Roary up and let me in, it’s cold outside!
31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dippy.
Dippy who?
Dippy-lodocus loves silly jokes!
32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tero.
Tero who?
Tero-fic day for a dino joke, isn’t it?
33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bone.
Bone who?
Bone to be wild—let’s dig up some fun!
34. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scale.
Scale who?
Scale me up some more dino jokes, please!
35. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fang.
Fang who?
Fang you very much for laughing at my joke!
36. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tail.
Tail who?
Tail me another dino joke!
37. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claw.
Claw who?
Claw-some to meet you, fellow dino fan!
38. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stomp.
Stomp who?
Stomp me if you’ve heard this one before!
39. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ridge.
Ridge who?
Ridge you like another dinosaur joke?
40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Meso.
Meso who?
Meso-zoic era had the best dinosaurs!
Hope these dino-mite jokes bring lots of giggles! 🦖😂
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