If your little one loves farm animals and silly jokes, you’re in for a treat! Knock-knock jokes are a classic way to get kids giggling, and what better theme than barnyard friends? These farm animal knock-knock jokes are perfect for family fun, classroom entertainment, or just sharing a laugh at home.
And if your child enjoys farm animals, be sure to check out these Farm Animal Coloring Pages for more creative fun!
Knock-Knock Jokes About Farm Animals
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow-mere and I’ll tell you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sheep.
Sheep who?
Sheep your voice down, I’m trying to sleep!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pig.
Pig who?
Pig up the phone, it’s me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken to see if you’re home!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Duck.
Duck who?
Duck down, here comes the farmer!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Horse.
Horse who?
Horse it going?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turkey.
Turkey who?
Turkey your time answering the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rooster.
Rooster who?
Rooster broken, so I knocked!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lamb.
Lamb who?
Lamb me in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donkey.
Donkey who?
Donkey even think about not laughing!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moo.
Moo who?
Make up your mind—are you a cow or an owl?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ewe.
Ewe who?
Ewe better open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hog.
Hog who?
Hog-got to tell you a funny joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chick.
Chick who?
Chick out who’s at the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hen.
Hen who?
Hen will you let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bull.
Bull who?
Bull-lieve me, this is a great joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ram.
Ram who?
Ramember me?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pony.
Pony who?
Pony up and open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oink.
Oink who?
Oink you glad I didn’t say “moo” again?
More Laughs and Fun for Kids
We hope these farm animal knock-knock jokes bring a smile to your child’s face! If they love jokes, don’t stop here—check out this collection of kids’ knock-knock jokes for even more laughs.
And for creative fun, explore these Farm Animal Coloring Pages—the perfect way to bring their favorite barnyard friends to life with color!
Enjoy the giggles! 🐄🐑🐓🐎🎨