Get ready for some ghostly giggles and creepy chuckles! Halloween is the perfect time for fun, and what better way to celebrate than with silly knock-knock jokes? These kid-friendly Halloween jokes are great for parties, trick-or-treating fun, or just sharing a laugh with friends and family.
And if your little ghouls and goblins love Halloween fun, check out these Halloween Coloring Pages for spooky creativity!
Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you is giving me candy?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost to the door and see who’s there!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankenstein—nice to meet you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dracula.
Dracula who?
Dracula some blood, I’m getting thirsty!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat you didn’t see me coming!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin up the volume, it’s Halloween!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Skeleton.
Skeleton who?
Skeleton in the closet—let me out!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Creepy.
Creepy who?
Creepy it down, you’ll wake the ghosts!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin up all the Halloween candy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummy’s wrapping up some Halloween fun!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Monster.
Monster who?
Monster you glad it’s Halloween?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fang.
Fang who?
Fang you for all the candy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zombie.
Zombie who?
Zombie nice and share your treats!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spider.
Spider who?
Spider what you think, I love Halloween!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Haunt.
Haunt who?
Haunt you excited for trick-or-treating?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candle.
Candle who?
Candle you let me in? It’s dark outside!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eek.
Eek who?
Eek! A ghost!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vamp.
Vamp who?
Vampire you coming out for Halloween?
More Halloween Laughs for Kids
We hope these Halloween knock-knock jokes bring some spooky fun to your holiday! If your kids love jokes, check out this collection of kids’ knock-knock jokes for even more laughter.
And for more Halloween-themed fun, let them get creative with these Halloween Coloring Pages—perfect for a frightfully fun activity!
Happy haunting and happy Halloween! 🎃👻🦇